planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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