shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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