Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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