she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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