yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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