Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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