Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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