so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
My vagina is officially offended.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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