Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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