Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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