I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
she pinky promised me she was 18
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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