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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm half single.

(773): View more from Illinois

Please tell me it's the bottom half.

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(845): View more from New York

i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen

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(702): View more from Nevada

We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?

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Yes and so do I

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(805): View more from California

I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends

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(540): View more from Virginia

he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Is it penis luge time yet?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.

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(813): View more from Florida

Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?

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