Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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