Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Just high enough for therapy.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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