Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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