She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize
