Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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