Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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