i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
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yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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