I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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