haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm getting married
To pizza
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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