He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
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did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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