I want to stick my p in your. b.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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