yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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