He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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