my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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