I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Michael Bay diarrhea
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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