are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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