wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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