The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
It was like getting head from an anaconda
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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