let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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