im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Let's get the cat blown out
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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