We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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