so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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