Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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