so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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