Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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