I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
