her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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