Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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