You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I look better un-naked...
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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