I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
please don't ironically join a cult
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