there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
My pussy is not your playground.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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