MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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