The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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