problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I look better un-naked...
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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