Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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