How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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