Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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