So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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