I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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