So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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