There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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