whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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