I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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