don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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