Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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