do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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