I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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