its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
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It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
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