I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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